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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Exactly. Llama tears work as a substitute for alpaca in a pinch (just need to add a bit more salt).

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

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[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fuck that. Tears from any hoofed mammal will do. Hell, I've used rabbit tears before and I could barely taste the difference.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I'm not prepared to make a llama cry.

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[–] GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Not even Kuzco?

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