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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands (europe.pub)

submitted 9 months ago by flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

Well, when was the last time you looked at a hammer and thought "y'know, you're pretty smart!"

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 9 months ago

Haha, true. But then again, I've definitely thought that about like, a self-loading rifle or a can opener that way.

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