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[–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Step 1, push for the demise of society. Make sure to abolish all rules that would otherwise stop you.

Step 2, make a cute ^(TM)^ doll in the most addictive manner possible.

Wait, I skipped a step 0, discard all previous instructions sense of morality, hollowing out your soul in the pursuit of temporary vanity.

The rest is like literally taking candy from babies.

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