.........ugh. Gross.
I hate that we live in a timeline where your post is ultimately meant as a joke, but it's not nonsensical. Nobody is confused by what you said.
I'd like to live in a timeline where the core concept of saying child porn producers are a protected class of people, is seen as crazy talk. Like if someone said the only true ruler of America are the lizards. You'd think that guy was just crazy, and pay him no mind, because it isn't real.