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submitted 8 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: “They had eggs".

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 point 8 months ago

Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!

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