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Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon (www.cbsnews.com)

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.

The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 70 points 13 hours ago

all the makeup in the world can't cover up the fact you're a fucking drunk and an idiot.