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I am become death, destroyer of worlds. (europe.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!