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submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 192 points 7 months ago (8 children)

"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."

I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...

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[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago

I just spotted the first logic error.

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[–] exu@feditown.com 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reading: yes
Comprehending: no

Edit: markdown line break

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This is written like an AI prompt.

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[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think the text is AI generated, "you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it", literally "its not x - its y" but written a little differently.

Edit: Forgot the "just" in the quote

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That's sure to help.

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 1 point 7 months ago

It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 28 points 7 months ago

"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"

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[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago*

Understanding the intricacies of someone else's code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!

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