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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Circle back, take this offline, T-shirt size

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dear God... I tried to think of some more from my time in that world, and all I could come up with was "when the rubber meets the road."

There must be more, but I have forgotten. Is it finally wearing off? I'm free now, after so many years? I can just be happy?

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m absolutely thrilled on your behalf to hear you’ve successfully sunsetted that legacy temporal paradigm—those kinds of linguistic feedback loops can really create mindshare bottlenecks, leading to suboptimal ideation and a lack of disruptive communication innovation. At the end of the day, it’s about leaning into agile thought leadership, pivoting away from antiquated verbiage, and unlocking next-gen linguistic bandwidth to drive scalable, high-impact dialogue. Remember: It’s not just about thinking outside the box—it’s about disrupting the box, burning the box, and monetizing the ashes for maximum stakeholder engagement!

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Your clear grasp on the language as a SME goes a long way towards breaking down the silos within our resources. We'll need to set a strong cadence in order to drive these new workflows from storming to norming. I'll set a friendly follow-up to make sure your progress doesn't get yellow-lighted in this week's board review. I really appreciate your time on this task. Keep up the good work! Best, Robot.

Edit: Looks like I can give everyone 5 minutes of their day back!

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nice try, but you can't touch me. I'm not reading this and I'm leaving to go get tacos.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

The paradigm shift is strong with this one.

[–] med@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

We're so proud of you

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'd love a taco

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the food truck has Birria, get me a plate. I'll get you back next time.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 points 1 day ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 points 1 day ago

My biggest ask is whether or not we can parking lot this.