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I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...
Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
Kinky
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit
oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.
exactly what I was expecting
i thought that meant limbo contests
Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.
He just puts them in the TV lounge, apparently.