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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44278439

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What a monster you are. His dream is to colonize Mars, let's fulfill his wish! Strap him to one of his rockets and off he goes!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, let's Fry that sonofabitch. By which, of course, I mean make him the first man on Mars. Or attempt to. Either is good.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Luck Of The Fryish.