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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] Emptiness@lemmy.world 31 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

A Project Manager is someone who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

[โ€“] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

"Hellen, you were supposed to only do the left arm! What am I supposed to do with a whole baby!?"