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[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 144 points 1 week ago (3 children)

>claims to be against degeneracy

>walks around with gay BBC porn on his face

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's clearly a butterfly with a massive dong

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 36 points 1 week ago

BBC - Big Butterfly Cock

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Yuh, it’s hot af, got David Attenborough narrating! So good. Search it on pornhub!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s where they have tasteful sophisticated shows like All My Crumpets and Next Top Teabag.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Personally I'm more of a fan of The Morechebs and Wise show.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Is that what BBC5 is?