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Moving to rust (europe.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Maven@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 103 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Devices Run Java

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago

Proof of stability!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now ...

[–] elvith@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't you think, that's enough already?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

At least one to many in my opinion.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

And no more than that. There's a queue now...