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Dad with Stage 4 cancer dies after insurance company said tumor-shrinking treatment was ‘not medically necessary’ (nypost.com)

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Guillotines are too 18th century. I am a fan of woodchippers. Feet first, of course!

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

I don't want to hear a billionaire shrieking as their toes are mulched. Even if they're parasites, it'll still sound like a human shrieking as their toes are mulched.

Just guillotine them and redistribute their wealth already.

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[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I believe this is what is meant by "pull oneself up by one's bootstraps"

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

a scimitar would be sufficient.

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