No, the original “Make America Great Again” guy? The first actor elected President who presided over an unprecedented health crisis and ignored it because he hoped it would only hurt the “right” people, and plunged America into an economic disaster the likes of which we are still feeling today and may never recover from? That guy?

God this place actually sucks

We could have had it as early as 1793, but the ship carrying the metric standards was attacked by pirates.