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my boyfriend texted me "i love yoy". who is yoy? is he cheating on me?? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nah, it's just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's possibly "you-on-you", OP, if you're willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 2 months ago

hell yea

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

After I git done it's yayoy, or "yet another yogurt on you"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Git says naked is not a git command! What do I do? He will be here in thirty minutes!