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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nah, it's just short for yogurt on you. You best git naked and get creamy. That will probably 100% put a ring on it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's possibly "you-on-you", OP, if you're willing to clone yourself for some freaky shit at the singularity of incest and masturbation.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 2 months ago
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

After I git done it's yayoy, or "yet another yogurt on you"

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Git says naked is not a git command! What do I do? He will be here in thirty minutes!

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 months ago

he was trying to type "I love yoyos" but got interrupted. You're lucky, I think he's gonna take you around the world.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m yoy, who the heck are you

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

You better stay away from OP, yoy. I'm telling you now.

[–] Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

In fisheries, YOY stands for young-of-year. Take from that what you will.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He loves soy, as in soy sauce. He's cheating on you with a condiment. You need to step up your game.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Way to kikkoman when he's down.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

be the bigger salty bitch?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nothing to worry about, Yoy is slang for, "You, Only You"

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] MichaelScotch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Me lobe yoy long tim

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I love yoy too

[–] _chris@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He probably meant yaoi, and you should leave him for his inability to spell.

[–] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's like BAE, but YOY: You, Only You.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's just talking about YoY earnings reports.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sad you're taken. I wanted you all to muhself

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It was probably just a typo.

There is no yoy.

Yes, he is.

[–] username968142@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

It’s yoy.

Your other you. The one from the mirror universe that's into all the weird stuff.