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[–] cm0002 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and to this day I have no idea how people get that high of a step count every day.

You shake the thing lmao

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I meant without blatant cheating. But yeah. I wrote off those stupid competitions real quick.