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Depends on which fingers you want to get dirty.
Alright, now listen here you little shit...
not shit; peanut butter
You should make them a toaster with duct tape, a paperclip, and an old video cassette copy of Sweatin' to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.
I judt started watching through the old episodes of Macgyver and this comment hits real close to home.
Edit: oh I see their username now.
Nice.
This is angry upvote material.
Take your god damn upvote
Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?
I guess that would work for PB, but jelly is going to leave you with sticky fingers.
I think it might be AI, but I could be wrong.
Perhaps this is their first stage of foreplay before performing "the shocker" on his partner. Lubrication is important.
Remove this aberration from my line of sight immediately!
Or at least mark it with a content warning.
But you flipped your whole hand, still holding the sandwich, so you didn't change the top or bottom...
The 4th Earl of Sandwich would be highly offended by this.
The AI peanut butter sandwich
But all the fingers still get dirty?