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'Maybe we'll never take it down': Trump compares White House UFC arena to Eiffel Tower, says it could be permanent (abcnews.com)

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It'll be like a toilet in the front yard and he plants flowers in it. White trash is his style.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah, but the toilet is gold!

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

And the flowers are potted in night soil

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[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

And they are fake flowers.

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