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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Consider the few rotten eggs.

The majority of voting Americans aren't "a few rotten eggs".

Consider that they are lost and need guidance.

It's 2025. This has been going on for a decade. We already went through one term with this dumbfuck as a trial run. There are no excuses now.

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