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submitted 3 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 104 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

that's what I read with glasses, and I thought it was about garage crab farming

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

Again, I'm all in.

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[–] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 1 point 3 months ago

Haha, I knew what that one was going to be without clicking. Great channel

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[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No law can stop carcinization.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

(V) OwO (V) What's this? snip snip

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[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!

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[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Yes

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Wait... You're a baby crab, right?

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[–] FiniteBanjo@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

I prefer ethically sourced crab, tbh. I actually like the vat grown seafood because it is better for the environment and fresher inland.

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[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I feel like this is something I'd hear discussed on the Park After Dark podcast (Trailer Park Boys thing, now with 100% less Bubbles for obvious reasons)

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