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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 91 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

"I want to change the world with this tech"

...

"3 billion you say? The company is yours!"

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 56 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I mean a lot of us talk big game but I’m sure many of us would sell out for a 9 figure acquisition. Hell for 7.

[–] hyperhopper@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

7 figures??? That's not selling out, that's just trying to get anything for a sinking ship if you sell for a million. Thats barely covering salary+expenses for 2-5 engineers depending on level and location.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I’m talking about taking a seven figure personal payout to walk away from my company and let some asshole handle it

[–] hyperhopper@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, you're talking about a personal "payout" thats probably only 2-3 years of a salary? That's not much of a "payout" that's just a nicer severance package. If you built a company that wasn't about to go under, it's not worth handing it to some asshole for practically nothing

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

annuities my dude

1M is 2-3 yr salary??? Hook a brother up with these $300-500k/yr job leads d00d

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

OK well you can hold onto your company and turn down millions of dollars. For the rest of us normal people that’s a life-changing amount of money.

Jesus what kind of job do you have where millions of dollars, let’s even be conservative and say 1-2, is 2-3 year’s salary? Most people don’t make $300k+ a year and that’s like…the floor of my theoretical.

[–] hyperhopper@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Software engineers at FAANG companies easily make that amount. And that's the caliber of engineer that is typically making this type of exit.

You're commenting as if your circumstances are the same as a tech bro founder's, which seems to be incorrect.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

You have a very myopic view of how these things can play out.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, precisely because we would cash out and settle for peaceful lives long before we'd become billionaires or even millionaires. It takes a certain type of person to begin earning millions and conclude "that's not nearly enough, I need this times a thousand". None of them are "good" people.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You don't usually just "begin earning millions", some businesses snowball to billion-dollar size quite quickly. Instagram had only a few dozen employees before being sold to Facebook for billions.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

It happens, especially in tech, but I'd say it's still the exception to the norm.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I’m taking the money and giving a fat chunk of it to programs and things that my government refuses to do anything about. I don’t give a fuck about shallow things like “selling out.”

[–] Aux@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So, you just want to make Trump richer, I see...

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 1 points 18 minutes ago

How does that make him richer? I’d use the money to help all of the folks he’s fucking over.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How many here are working for these tech bros or putting money on their companies?

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 8 points 17 hours ago

We have a ton of developers on lemmy. It is entirely possible one of them will face this dilemma one day.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

The company I work for isn't amazing and our most recent CEO is human garbage. I've got medical stuff I had to pay for and need the funds to get out of country. Doing my best to be a net drain though by working as slowly and poorly as I can without being fired and I don't buy into tech stock (or most any stock for that matter). Idk if what I'm doing is as ethical as it could be but I'm doing my best to not support unhinged tech bros despite being in tech

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

Honestly selling the company is understandable. Getting out is normal.

It's the ones that turn into sociopaths that bother me.