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[–] 137 points 4 months ago (7 children)

It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?

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  • [–] 75 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    LinkedIn changed my life.

    While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.

    I wake up at 3:47 AM.

    Ice bath.

    Meditation.

    Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.

    Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.

    Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.

    By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.

    People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

    The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

    Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.

    A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.

    Those people are employees.

    I'm an asset.

    My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.

    I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?

    .#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

    The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

    Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.

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