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Peter Thiel: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by criticizing AI (edition.cnn.com)

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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He looks like something phrenologists would obsess over

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he's missing bolts in his neck.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

He might have gone through a dryer or something?

Oh not, this explains it:

Thiel owns homes all over the world, with his main residence in Miami.[554][555]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Thiel#Personal_life

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's a vampire, he regularly gets the blood plasma of his lovers and son as an IV (probably not at the same time, tho, reporting is vague on that).

Dude is not a good advertisement for aging gracefully despite that though.

Looks like chronic sleep deprivation, possibly linked to stimmies, to me. He's also decided to gear up his training a little, looks like.