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[–] 6 points 3 months ago

Spectacles, testicles (optional), wallet and watch. I know this is supposed to be how to cross yourself, but ever since my mother taught it to me I've used it as a way to make sure I was carrying everything I was likely to need.

Sometimes I'll quote it to my wife and she'll say "oh wait, I forgot my testicles!"

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