this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[โ€“] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "as๐Ÿ‘" and down in (/s)?

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[โ€“] semperverus@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.

[โ€“] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To a single 20 year old? Twice?

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

Unlikely, but possible.