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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why are we okay with every robin hood movie being an interpretation, but all the sudden the oddesy needs to be historically perfect?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And because "ewwww trans person."

It's all just so pathetic.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evidently Lupida isn't beautiful enough to be Helen even as she is one of the prettiest women alive.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy? First I've heard of it, but she's gorgeous, and a very talented actor. I think she's a good choice.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I haven't seen it but I bet she did a great job, as always

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

That's only true if you're not a racist piece of trash, so...

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

"This person doesn't have the correct generalia" ??? They are fools

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'd like everyone to look like, I don't know, Bruce bailaban, Lucy lawless, some third thing, or hells forbid another space commerce gremlin. It's important for the sex scenes to have the right amounts of nips and penes.

[–] theywanttocontrolyou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would not mind everybody looking like Lucy Lawless.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Especially in her Xena days. What a queen.

i dunno. she ages like the finest of wines