Jesus, show us on the doll where the bad man hurt you why don't you. Can we not have a joke about anything benign these days without someone coming along to make it about the wrongs of society? And before you say it, yes, the things you mentioned were wrong.

Chill out, I wasn't making a statement about race relations, intolerance, bigotry, or medical ignorance. It was just a joke about long phone cords.

You must be a miserable bastard to spend much time around if this is how to react to such things in real life as well.

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

To be fair, I think I need that lobotomy to deal with the US as a whole right now...