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Hundreds of thousands of people die every day, get over it
What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.
It's a greentext, it's likely fiction
is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?
Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.
what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?
Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate
oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.
Ah, shitty parents are grand
that's less of a curse and more of a stain
Which is what I will tell you when one of your loved ones died.
My nan's dying either today or tomorrow and that's just life.
After the next crisis: "There used to be 9 billion of us..."