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[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly thought that exact same thing when I met him on my 27th birthday and he told me that (I thought it was a joke).

But I was a C cup from 17 to 27 and in less than 3 months of being with him, I was a D cup.

His first girlfriend was a 34 year old woman who went from an A cup to a D cup and then left him within a span of 9 months.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.

If not, hopefully you've seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago

The husband is radioactive.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

About 92lbs of weight and believe me when I say; appointments with my doctor are every month and physical therapy are weekly appointments for me. And my insurance has rejected the medically necessary breast reduction over 200 times.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago

Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.