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As a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?
I keep a Casio scientific calculator in my work bag. Because sometimes I have oily hands and need to do algebra.
You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.