you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 38 points 2 months ago (11 children)

I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn't actually say anything yet.

  • source
  • hideshow 11 child comments
  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    "What'll ya have?"

    "Good thanks, you?" (fuckfuckfuck)

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I promise you, the minimum wage workers don't care

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    “Enjoy your meal!”

    “Thanks, you too.”

    “…”

    “…”

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 5 child comments