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ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm not trying to make light of this, but given what I've seen from the "best and brightest" ICE has to offer, I think we are gonna wind up with a bunch of morons with singed micro-penises.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

They could be into that.

I bet they’re into that