As a communist, you are obligated to arm yourself and your

Wife

Husband

Polycule

Dog

Cat

Other pets

Children

Aunts and uncles

Neighbors

Neighbors's neighbors

Swimming pool teacher

Physical therapist

Actual therapist

Tl;dr

You get a gun

And you get a gun

Everyone gets a gun!!

In the end, that's what communism is all about. ☺️