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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

But we need more bottle pissers.

On a space ship, everyone’s basically a bottle pisser. I think I figured it out. The Amazon warehouses are a training facility for a trillion bottle pissing space slaves. Mind=blown.