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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Due to orbital decay, it ends up raining fondue. It's a huge mess.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

You're right. We'd better store different cheeses together with some white wine, an assortment of spices and a bit of Kirschwasser. If it's going to be raining fondue, we may as well do it in style!

[–] content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd watch that as a gritty sci fi comedy

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 0 points 8 hours ago

You may also like: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.