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And that’s basically it!
bro just peg a new stablecoin to it if it's so liquid...
Woah woah woah, don't you dare accuse the Italians of making liquid cheese, that's definitely American
"Once again the investor with the cheesiest portfolio comes out on top!"
eats cheese
"Oh no! I'm ruined!"
Can't we solve this problem like Elon would solve the problem and simply store the cheese in space?
The moon isn't made of cheese ... yet!
Honestly storing cheese in space makes more sense than putting data centers in space
Put data centres in cheese!
Due to orbital decay, it ends up raining fondue. It's a huge mess.
You're right. We'd better store different cheeses together with some white wine, an assortment of spices and a bit of Kirschwasser. If it's going to be raining fondue, we may as well do it in style!
I'd watch that as a gritty sci fi comedy
You may also like: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
I want quicker access to cheese than space.
Only after announcing the cheese will be on Mars next year. Every year
"The first cheese to reach Mars!"
Much government cheese is stored in "Missouri cheese caves",[10] underground warehouses for storing and aging cheese in and around the Midwestern state of Missouri, part of a national network of such facilities.[11] An erroneous article by Modern Farmer began circulating on social media in 2022 implying all of the USDA's 1.5 billion pounds of cheese was stored in caves near Springfield, Missouri.[12][13]
The US has it too.
I know where I'm going when the zombie apocalypse hits.
Enjoy your constipation!