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[–] 8 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I fight my lactose intolerance by drinking 5 gallons of milk a week

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    Not trying to tell you how to live your life but you should get a bidet.

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Not trying to tell you how to live your life

    And you should take your own fucking advice

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 month ago (5 children)

    Grouchy uneducated toilet paper people 🧐

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  • [–] 0 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    Do you just walk around with a wet ass? Or do you dry it somehow after your delightfully magnificent ass shower?

    Tell us all that story. What happens NEXT?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    Ooo, fancy!

    I’m good with the TP

    If I want someone to blow on my asshole, that’s third-date level stuff. I don’t want that from some bathroom appliance.

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