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[โ€“] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said "Hey bub, you in there?"

"Hey, mom. Yea. I'm poopin'!"

"Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey."

"Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I'm poopin'!"

Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, "Hey, I have shoes just like those."

So, anyway... if your goal is to be memorable...

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