▲ 856 ▼ Paradox (europe.pub) submitted 3 weeks ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 72 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children) People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe? I have seen a few haskell magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] solrize@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (7 children) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (7 children) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 3 weeks ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent