I want incredibly mundane insults like "you look like you have a terrible handshake."

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[–] 38 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

I've always been partial to:

"You're at the top of the bell curve!"

Because it sounds like a compliment, gets taken as an insult, but really you're just calling them average.

It's a whole different level of demoralizing when they finally figure it out.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    It depends which top you mean. Top as in left-right or up-down, can get interpreted differently

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