I want incredibly mundane insults like "you look like you have a terrible handshake."

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[–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"The young gentleman is an excellent ration powered space heater."

Heard this back in basic for a young officer cadet who was absolutely useless aside from the fact that they were capable of heating up a ten person tent via their normal body heat.

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