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[–] 24 points 1 month ago (15 children)

I'd be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.

It can't be through a company cloud system though, it's got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago

    It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only.

    Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    You're forgetting the cardinal rule of home automation. Everything must also work "normally" if HA were to go down.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Eh, that's overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.

    I'm more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.

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