Haven't you seen all the man × woman romantic pairings in the media and now even IRL? Now even kindergarteners are playfully kissing other kids of the opposite sex! It's a pandemic! /s

So you're just going to downplay the dramatic rise in shapely women post-that song?

Finally some grade A shitposts.

Satire?

Gurl, you gotta go gluten free!

Sad to see the many ways the condition can be triggered... Support our class action lawsuit against Sheeran and if we win, you'll have a precedent to point to in your legal feud with the bakery.

People today are like "just let straight boys and girls express themselves" but how could we, now that we know heterosexuality is the leading cause of teen pregnancies?! I don't think it makes sense to research a cure though, most heterosexuals won't take it: we should encourage them to only engage with their fantasies in safe ways.