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[–] 44 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I don't believe this image is real. There aren't any finger sized impressions in the splats.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    I know I'd be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago* (8 children)

    i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.

    ^you got a small dick.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don't know where it has been.

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