Humans built the pyramids. Aliens just use them as landing pads for their space ships.

We don’t have aliens living anywhere near us/our galaxy etc., but there definitely could be another planet out there with life. I mean why not? It happened to earth.

Hillbilly awaiting his anal probing stark naked with cheeks spread in a field.

"Gosh dang it, Aliens! Where the heck are ya?"

I think you’ll find it’s the hillbillies doing the anal probing.