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Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she won (www.cbc.ca)

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ. Another embarrassment for Australia. I honestly don't know who's worse: Shitstirrer or Raygun.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

After the Scott Morrison at McDonalds story we all just assume aussies shit themselves. It's why your PM is always in a floatie.

oi! Bruce!

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What's the good word, mate?

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