you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

See, this is how everyone can tell you are shilling for Nintendo. By acting like a crazy person you make hating on Nintendo seem crazy.

How much are they paying you? Are they forcing you to do this by kidnapping your girlfriend and holding her in a castle?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] [S] -2 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    My bad that you're too stupid to understand basic sarcasm. You're an evil, fun-hating bootlicker. Of course you're gonna be even stupider than I think you are.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    The thing about sarcasm is there needs to be an exaggeration. What you're doing isn't an exaggeration. It's actually very normal crazy-person behavior.

    If you wanted to be exaggerating you would need to mix it up a bit, maybe be funny. Something like "I KNEW YOU SUCKED NINTENDO'S BALLS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT" (it's funny because it's so specific). or "YES CORPORATE DADDY, MISTREAT ME, I'M A BAAAAAD CONSUMER" (it's funny because it makes explicit the dom/sub behavior of the idiot consumer and a horrible corporation).

    But what's more likely, and sadly common, is you're being called out for behaving like an idiot and you're saying " I was just joking bro. Can't you take a joke" to try and save face. And that's so played out that it's even more embarrassing.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 1 child comment